Rusty McDuster, the Loodle - Our Dog
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Posted: February 23, 2008
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Dyslexics believe in dog. And sometimes we want to simply curse dog and die. But always we live our lives in relationship to dog. (I'm not dyslexic, I'm hyperlexic... but I'm just sayin'. Furthermore, I believe that it is not inappropriate to place a period after a final apostrophe, when writing in mock dialect.)
Three parts Poodle and 1 part Labrador Retriever (allegedly) gets you fine mutt, that you can call a Loodle. Just don't call him late for dinner, not that he'd let you forget.
Dyslexics believe in dog. And sometimes we want to simply curse dog and die. But always we live our lives in relationship to dog. (I'm not dyslexic, I'm hyperlexic... but I'm just sayin'. Furthermore, I believe that it is not inappropriate to place a period after a final apostrophe, when writing in mock dialect.)
Three parts Poodle and 1 part Labrador Retriever (allegedly) gets you fine mutt, that you can call a Loodle. Just don't call him late for dinner, not that he'd let you forget.